It's only 3rd place, but I'm somewhat honored because I was racing against people who have been going all year while this was my second race this year.
It was so incredibly hot today. I couldnt drive because my steering wheel was so hot and I couldnt see because I felt like my eyeballs were melting. Not the optimum conditions to drive, fortunately I didnt do much of that. More fortunately, there is a walk-in freezer at Albertsons. Score!
This heat wave better not persist into next week. Tuxedo's are uncomfortable enough in 75 degree weather, I dont even want to imagine the sweat and heat stroke that is certain to follow a 90 degree heatwave. Heatstroke is not a fun disease, especially on a night that is supposed to be as memorable as Prom.
So I've settled in pretty well at Albertsons and I've begun watching people. One of the unique things about a grocery store is that it's a very family-oriented atmosphere. The music is very PG and everything is kid friendly. It should be, because there are always alot of children, and I find this to be very interesting for two reasons:
First, the interviews. I love it when kids ask questions, because they are always dumb or funny or unknowingly insulting. You know, the stuff that we all used to watch on "Kids say the darndest thing" before Bill Cosby became senile. One of my favorite ones was a kid today asking how the holes got in the Swiss cheese. I started talking about bacteria and CO2 but then I realized I was confusing the hell out of the kid and just said "bacteria fart in the cheese and make big bubbles". Yeah, I wonder what his mom is going to think when he never eats the stuff again.
But even more interesting than talking to kids is watching them and their parents. Now, I realize that there does exist something called "adoption", but I also realize that it's not very popular. I know when a white lady comes in with a little black boy hanging on her shoulder that she's either adopted or runs a daycare. A little more shady is when you see a 60+ year-old white guy walking in with a 18-23 year old asian (daughter/wife?). That really sparked my curiosity because for all I know it was relatively taboo for white guys to marry asian women in 1950 so this girl didnt have much probability of being his daughter. I dont often see asians as adopted, either, so there goes that probability. Actually, about 30 seconds after I saw this guy and his female companion, I thought "mail-order bride" and chuckled to myself.
Man, I'm soo racist. I'm sorry.
