How to make the best dinner of all time:

Egg yolks are solid if you handle them tenderly.. perfect for throwing at cars! Nevertheless, given my family's high-cholesterol problems, I feel obligated to take this yellow wonder out.

Uhh. This may look like cottage cheese, but it's egg and butter and milk - the three that make the best scrambled egg white ever.

You all know I love microwaves. Not so much because they cook stuff, but because they're so damn deadly. Here is what happens when you throw a peice of metal (in this case a fork) into a cup of boiling water straight out of the microwave.

Here's a water-pouring job that the iron chef would be proud of.

Man, life cant get better: the best food, the best drink, and the best movie. I hope I dont have a heartattack.

So there you go! In 5 minutes you can have the most unhealthy food (as well as the cheapest)(as well as the best) known to man cooked up in your very own kitchen! That is provided you're rich enough to be able to afford a microwave and stove..